August282014
My girlfriend is 87 years old

My girlfriend is 87 years old

6PM

(Source: droidbait)

11AM

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010)

(Source: blaindersonkummel, via matthewgaydos)

August272014

lady-tromboss:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

"Race is a constant. You’re tired of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.”

(Source: youtube.com)

6PM

matthewgaydos:

kuroba101:

madqueenalanna:

matthewgaydos:

Sometimes I feel like Steven Moffat is writing t-shirts instead of dialogue.

literally WHAT does this mean

Does the OP know what they wrote!?

Absolutely. And to those of you who get it, I love you.

How is this confusing at all?

12AM

Unlikely simultaneous historical events

simhasanam:

quantumblog:

jkottke:

A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?

Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.

There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.

Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.

When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.

The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.

Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.

When pilgrims were landing on Plymouth Rock, you could already visit what is now Santa Fe, New Mexico to stay at a hotel, eat at a restaurant and buy Native American silver.

The first wagon train of the Oregon Trail heads out the same year the fax machine is invented.

Nintendo was formed the same year Van Gogh painted Starry Night.

Cleopatra (the last Pharaoh of Egypt) lived closer to the moon landings than she did to the building of the Pyramids of Giza.

When Kublai Khan became the Mongol Emperor, the first humans were setting foot on New Zealand.

(via ohitsjustkim)

12AM
August252014
bitterstar88:

Tinnnnnnny little Yorkie puppy doesn’t want kisses!

bitterstar88:

Tinnnnnnny little Yorkie puppy doesn’t want kisses!

(via noodlesandcheeses)

5PM

junksickhomesick:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

image

precisely.

(via renaissancesim)

August242014
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